
IN THAT POSITION
all we need is a guillotine
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IN THAT POSITION
all we need is a guillotine
Submitted by: Unknown
let me get my axe
Notice she’s hiding it on the back of her door. Twilight Shame… time for a 12 Step Program! Twiezanon, anyone?
As much as we can all agree that Twilight is gay, poorly written and a blight on society, you have to admit you’d take advantage of this situation. After all, the pics are making her submissive…
I agree. Let me just find my boot so I can kick her ass.
*f***
I’d like to see someone rushing through the door right now. Getting your fingers pinched like that hurts like hell.
I’d like to see someone rushing through the door, and another someone rushing through the backdoor.
Better get my Tardis, i know have a reason to wipe someone from history
*now… “I now have a reason to wipe someone from history”
GRAMMAR NAZI!!!!!!!!
Ok. Thats it babe, just hold that position while I slam open that door into your head over and over and repeat until you get some sanity or die, I dont mind which.
Actually, even Robert knows Twilight is gay.
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I think I’d prefer a little Jack Torrance coming through the door
Am I the only one who thought “Surprise butt sex” would have worked here too? I know I’m gonna take advantage of my girlfriend’s horniness when she gets home after watching that stupid sh!t tomorrow night.
Like a musical!
A guillotine is too simple minded, my friend.
Give her an Ebola injection, that way not only she but all the other twihards (agh, that word makes me sick!) she will come into contact with will die an agonizing, bloodvomiting death!
Doggy style ?
SUPRISE BUTTSECHS
In that position – just do her…
I wouldn’t do a Twilight fan even if you paid me! And yes; a guillotine is far too humane for these people. Oh God,… just referring to ‘em as people makes me wanna puke.
So you are saying that unless you choose to sleep with men that you will be going solo from here on out?
use a chain sword, it’s more messy.
Makes me sick.
Surprise buttsecks… Duh.
We need a guillotine for the obvious reason, and fire because it’s awesome and to purge the door. But mostly because fire’s awesome.
Lost another contact lens.
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore!
That’s right, nig ger, bow down to your white masters! Even if it’s Edward – doesn’t matter – still white!