
IT’S NOT EVEN PLUGGED IN
…I’ve been in a relationship too long
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IT’S NOT EVEN PLUGGED IN
…I’ve been in a relationship too long
what’s that like?
It’s a good time
Is your wife a…goer…eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more…know what I mean?
I beg your pardon?
Your wife…does she, er, does she ‘go’ – eh? eh? eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Say no more.
Well, she sometimes goes, yes.
I bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge.
I’m sorry, I don’t quite follow you.
Follow me. Follow me. I like that. That’s good. A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?
Are you trying to sell something?
Selling, selling. Very good. Very good. Oh, wicked. Wicked. You’re wicked. Eh? Know what I mean. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. Say…no…more.
But…
Your wife is she, eh… is she a sport. Eh?
She likes sport, yes!
I bet she does, I bet she does!
She is very fond of cricket, as a matter of fact.
Who isn’t, eh? Know what I mean. Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. Likes games, eh? She’s been around, eh? Been around?
She’s traveled. She’s from Purley.
Oh…oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more – Purley, say no more. Purley, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean. Say no more. Your wife interested in er… photographs, eh? Know what I mean? Photographs.
Photography?
Yes. Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin grin, wink wink, say no more?
Holiday snaps?
Could be, could be taken on holiday. Could be yes – swimming costumes. Know what I mean. Candid photography. Know what I mean, nudge nudge.
No, no we don’t have a camera.
Oh. Still, Woah! Eh? Wo-oah! Eh?
Look, are you insinuating something?
Oh…no…no… Yes.
Well?
Well. I mean. Er, I mean. You’re a man of the world, aren’t you…I mean, er, you’ve er… you’ve been there haven’t you…I mean you’ve been around…eh?
What do you mean?
Well I mean like you’ve er…you’ve done it…I mean like, you know…you’ve…er…you’ve slept…with a lady.
Yes.
What’s it like?
Good to know that somebody remembers the classics.
good to know some else remembered this
If you noticed it’s not plugged in, I have some bad news for you…
That was the…
…nevermind.
What’s not plugged in
Does it need to be plugged in to be broken?
i would love to be plugged in
If anyone wants to know, her name is Mari Graciolli.
Thank you… I don’t even… Thank you…
she can come to be and i’l plug something in
I’m in a relationship and even I didn’t notice it hasn’t been plugged in *stares too long at picture*
r u sure u not bi?
Depends on your definition of bi.
I think both guys and girls are sexy, but I only wish to sleep with guys.
^ This… my wife is the same way. She stares at hot chicks pretty often but has no interest in sleeping with one.
Good to know I’m not the odd one
Is it just me or are her boobs uneven?
It’s a combination of her shirt and arm. The one’s being pulled down by her left arm.
No boobs no bush no thanks
>No boobs<? are you sure about that? please look at her pics at flickr! actually, she´s got BIG (silicon) tits!
O.O nice rack pry fake though
Euh, what?
Is that hot ass girl supposed to be plugged in or somethin’?
ooooooooooooooooooooh….. NVM.
fake gaming girl is fake.
I’d never let my SNES be broken long enough to take a photo of me in ridiculous poses XD
For a moment I thought this would be one of those “too nerdy to care about girls” moments or “I have bad news for you” posts.
I giggled when I saw the real punchline. Nice B)
DAT NINTENDO.
Source??
Why did I hear that looong comment in Hugh Grant’s voice?!…
(on the other hand, why did I read it?!…)
She needs you to plug it in for her… nudge nudge wink wink