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IT’S NOT EVEN PLUGGED IN

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IT’S NOT EVEN PLUGGED IN
…I’ve been in a relationship too long

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  1. si says:

    what’s that like? :(

    • Thomas says:

      It’s a good time

    • Julyguy76 says:

      Is your wife a…goer…eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more…know what I mean?

      I beg your pardon?

      Your wife…does she, er, does she ‘go’ – eh? eh? eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Say no more.

      Well, she sometimes goes, yes.

      I bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge.

      I’m sorry, I don’t quite follow you.

      Follow me. Follow me. I like that. That’s good. A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?

      Are you trying to sell something?

      Selling, selling. Very good. Very good. Oh, wicked. Wicked. You’re wicked. Eh? Know what I mean. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. Say…no…more.

      But…

      Your wife is she, eh… is she a sport. Eh?

      She likes sport, yes!

      I bet she does, I bet she does!

      She is very fond of cricket, as a matter of fact.

      Who isn’t, eh? Know what I mean. Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. Likes games, eh? She’s been around, eh? Been around?

      She’s traveled. She’s from Purley.

      Oh…oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more – Purley, say no more. Purley, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean. Say no more. Your wife interested in er… photographs, eh? Know what I mean? Photographs.

      Photography?

      Yes. Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin grin, wink wink, say no more?

      Holiday snaps?

      Could be, could be taken on holiday. Could be yes – swimming costumes. Know what I mean. Candid photography. Know what I mean, nudge nudge.

      No, no we don’t have a camera.

      Oh. Still, Woah! Eh? Wo-oah! Eh?

      Look, are you insinuating something?

      Oh…no…no… Yes.

      Well?

      Well. I mean. Er, I mean. You’re a man of the world, aren’t you…I mean, er, you’ve er… you’ve been there haven’t you…I mean you’ve been around…eh?

      What do you mean?

      Well I mean like you’ve er…you’ve done it…I mean like, you know…you’ve…er…you’ve slept…with a lady.

      Yes.

      What’s it like?

  2. cmdrbuffalo says:

    If you noticed it’s not plugged in, I have some bad news for you…

  3. dootypants says:

    What’s not plugged in

  4. Blues says:

    Does it need to be plugged in to be broken?

  5. whyidonteven says:

    i would love to be plugged in

  6. hithere says:

    If anyone wants to know, her name is Mari Graciolli.

  7. nameless says:

    she can come to be and i’l plug something in

  8. Lexus says:

    I’m in a relationship and even I didn’t notice it hasn’t been plugged in *stares too long at picture*

  9. Jim Johnson says:

    Is it just me or are her boobs uneven?

  10. jaaaayyyyy says:

    No boobs no bush no thanks

    • Hypnotism Bug says:

      >No boobs<? are you sure about that? please look at her pics at flickr! actually, she´s got BIG (silicon) tits!

  11. Mikie says:

    O.O nice rack pry fake though

  12. Lil' Poodle says:

    Euh, what?

    Is that hot ass girl supposed to be plugged in or somethin’?

    ooooooooooooooooooooh….. NVM.

  13. Eraziel says:

    fake gaming girl is fake.
    I’d never let my SNES be broken long enough to take a photo of me in ridiculous poses XD

  14. Anon says:

    For a moment I thought this would be one of those “too nerdy to care about girls” moments or “I have bad news for you” posts.

    I giggled when I saw the real punchline. Nice B)

  15. Borzag says:

    DAT NINTENDO.

  16. DATASS says:

    Source??

  17. Ed says:

    Why did I hear that looong comment in Hugh Grant’s voice?!…
    (on the other hand, why did I read it?!…)

  18. Sack Attack says:

    She needs you to plug it in for her… nudge nudge wink wink


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