
HOW THE HELL
did the cop catch up to him
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HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

I USED TO BE ELECTABLE
until I took taxpayer money to the bank account
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HOLMES
becaues him crashing your honeymoon as a lady isn’t bad enough

NERDS
the more you put them down, the worse it will be for you when they win.

WILLY WONKA
he’s a real b*tch when he smokes crack