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would pass legislature to allow corporations to sue you for dreaming about their things, and then sell ad space in your dreams.
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Someone re-make this with a photo of Fry wearing Lightspeed breifs.
Crap, beat me to it.
totally my thought
First thing I thought too!
And if there was music in your dream, the RIAA would fuuck you hard..
and you would be sued for the ads recorded from your dreams
This dream brought to you by Lightspeed Briefs!
^^^ Haha yes.
Futurama reference vvvvv they didnt get.
Ad space in your dreams? Happens in the year 3000, actually.
^^ i enjoy your futurama reference
This reminds me of a book I once read where they turned the moon into a tourist attraction, everyone had a computer chip in their brain that allowed them to browse the web, and the companies that controlled the world streamed ads through the chip when you were asleep, thereby making you the perfect consumer.
I think I read that book’s summary. Did the story start something like, “we were bored and decided to go to the moon but the moon turned out to completely suck.”?
Yep. I believe Feed did start like that.
I liked that book.
Oh god. “Feed.” I read that too. I found it quite boring, except for the ending, where the girl dies. I was laughing by then.
….and they can require you to eat broccoli, too……..
But I LIKE broccoli! In fact, I… Oh, sh*t! They got to me! But how?? There is but one thing left for me to do, but before I do… Avenge me! AVENGE MEEEEEE!!!! *commits hara-kiri*
They went to far. Internet was to far already, but our dreams are sacred.
*plays rekishi no tenkan ten*
Time to alter history.
*grabs asakura’s combat knife*
Rule# 57: Nothing is sacred
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exactly what I had in mind!
Futurama, that is all.
Cool invention idea!
Govt. demands access to your bedroom full-time to moniter your pillow. Not so cool.
Thoughtcrimes! Ministry of Love has Room 101 waiting for you.
I think you mean “legislation” not “legislature.”
All you would get is pr0n.
I could totally deal with that.
Like in Choke!
Read the comic Transmetropolitan.
That is all.
I believe that is called a pensieve.
memories and dream have distinct differences.
This is awesome.
*legislation*
This sounds like a movie in the making…
…..very demotivational INDEED…..
My doggie shares the pillow. I hope I can sort out whose dreams are whose – could be interesting. Mmmm….Kibbles…. ooh I see a bunny! Gotta run!
^this. Also…why are you sleeping with your dog?
There’s several sci-fi books to that affect already… going back to the early fifties… lol
i wouldn’t want to watch them i die painfully in almost every dream (and i wake up feeling that pain in a lesser amount) although the ones i don’t die in are typically sex dreams or dreams that i control due to realizing that they’re dreams usually those two are the same though
Nah, corporations would never do that. I mean, ads on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games, and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts, and bananas and written on the sky are okay, but dreams? C’mon…
Excuse me, I think I need to go buy me some underwear.
don’t worry, we’ll just occupy dreamspace and pretend it’s actually going to make a difference!!!
I’ve been waiting years for someone to invent a dream recording device… I never realised this. Damn.
Whine whine whine
1984.