Apparently everyone here would be so enamored with the sandwiches, it’d be pretty easy to carry out the real joke and suffocate them with the saran wrap!
I’m pretty sure she would need to tie his hands at the very least. Considering that women are weaker than men physically and mentally, I’m not surprised she didn’t think of that and neither did you.
Sorry to disappoint you but basements not being very popular in CA my mom doesn’t have one. Not to mention that her and my father being pack-rats there is no way I could live in said basement if it even existed. I’m actually 31 not at all depressed and my virginity is long gone. I’m not surprised that you couldn’t do much better it really only proves my point even more. Thank you.
Kind of like clearly how men can’t do any better than the kitchen/sandwich joke that has been mercilessly beaten into the ground? Thanks for disproving your own point.
Yup, those sandwiches will…
The sandwiches? yes.
^ Exactly. Why would he be saying anything while she is in the kitchen making sandwiches?
Jay Leno’s parents found!
Bruce Campbell?
Bruce Campbell, with Britney Spears “Baby one more time” era!
Am I the only one who sees Mitt Romney?
more like Mel Gibson…..that could be why she needs to shut him up!
THIS
new site setup is awful.
I agree, and why in the hell can we no longer vote up or down on anything??!
I’m sure it’s to keep the people who choose what makes it onto the front page from feeling bad about choosing crappy things.
no one pays attention do they? They’re working on that.
Doesn’t matter, had sandwich.
Where the hell is the like and dislike icons? Removing them is a terrible idea!
that pile of sandwitches will shut him up for a while, then she’ll need to make more…
Yes it will shut him up…just make sure you use lots of layers and wrap them nice and tight…
Apparently everyone here would be so enamored with the sandwiches, it’d be pretty easy to carry out the real joke and suffocate them with the saran wrap!
I’m pretty sure she would need to tie his hands at the very least. Considering that women are weaker than men physically and mentally, I’m not surprised she didn’t think of that and neither did you.
And then, the 29 year old still living in his mother’s basement, a sad virgin, went upstairs to see if anyone was going to make him his lunch.
Sorry to disappoint you but basements not being very popular in CA my mom doesn’t have one. Not to mention that her and my father being pack-rats there is no way I could live in said basement if it even existed. I’m actually 31 not at all depressed and my virginity is long gone. I’m not surprised that you couldn’t do much better it really only proves my point even more. Thank you.
Kind of like clearly how men can’t do any better than the kitchen/sandwich joke that has been mercilessly beaten into the ground? Thanks for disproving your own point.
What joke?
Someone must be on their period!
Bitter, irrational, wrong but won’t admit it …
You know, I think you’re right! Skittles must be on his period!
It’s not a joke it is a gentle reminder of your place.
John Cleese?
Maybe you didn’t notice it: It’s a painting …
FAIL !!! -5
My first thought was “razor wire.”
My second thought was, “I watch WAY too much anime.”
John Cleese?
Scary smiles are scary.