But then you expose yourself to bloodborne pathogens. Which means you’ll have so many diseases, even Jonas Salk will tell you that you’re pretty much screwed.
I am not a physicist, but I am pretty sure singularities have mass approaching infinity, and so it’d be oxymoronic to use it as an adjective to describe a void. I am sure I’ll get flamed if I am wrong.
orly?
Nah… Grenade.
I’m pretty sure that will just make all the STD’s go airborne…
Nuke them.
having their blood everywhere isnt much of an improvement
Nuclear explosion.
Even Better.
Best solution:
http://cheezburger.com/View/5874739200
guided asteroid impact, even better
Rocks fall, everyone dies. I like it.
Nair in the tub.
Minigun
Toaster.
What i came to write if it wasn’t already here.
Me too. Then you can just claim accident.
Dang, you beat me to it.
Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure,
This, get rid of Jersey all together
NO DON’T NUKE JERSEY, USE AN ORBITAL ION CANNON!
NO DON’T USE THE ION CANON, USE A DEATH STAR!
yay, moderation limbo >.>
2nd attempt:
Don’t use an ion cannon, use a Death Star
I was just thinking this.
and a scalpel silicon breasts are worth alot
Bullet to my own brain.
the question is Who to shoot first?
But leave the girl with the big b00bs for me !!!
Sir we have to take you to a mental instatute
Häh? I´m from Germany and what is this? Srsly, who are those guys? Why does everyone around here see them dead?
Oh, man, I just had the best idea! How about we all STFU about things we supposedly don’t care for and just reserve this page for actual jokes?
Actual jokes? What’re those?
You mad, bro?
You realize we aren’t mods and don’t decide which posts are approved, right? We’re just doing the best with the crap the mods approve–chill out!
Use a knife Guns are too fast then you don’t see the fear and regret in their eyes
But then you expose yourself to bloodborne pathogens. Which means you’ll have so many diseases, even Jonas Salk will tell you that you’re pretty much screwed.
Better idea. Piranha.
just push the flush.
just the singularity void in their heads needs to break free and send them where they need to be
I am not a physicist, but I am pretty sure singularities have mass approaching infinity, and so it’d be oxymoronic to use it as an adjective to describe a void. I am sure I’ll get flamed if I am wrong.
HCl in the pool.
Just use a flamethrower. Whatever’s left, just dump it in the yard of somebody you don’t like and watch their grass die.
NUKE THEM TILL THE GLOW
I actualy didn’t find this one funny.
Oh good. I was worried we wouldn’t find out what you thought. Thanks so much for chiming in.
I’m pretty sure the OP meant the gene pool. Trying to have a little play on words with it. Maybe i’m giving to much credit.
Wow. Stole my comment from the last poster. Good job