GIRLS CLEARLY DON’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
between a guy and a douchebag
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well said!!! and erm………not second
what about the topless shirt where u can c their whole chest area she should do that one
^THIS !!
+4 would be funny !!!
But girls don’t know how to be funny .. . .
What difference?
Well, that clearly shows which category you fall into.
There is no difference. As a fellow gent of the Facebook, either guys fall into one of these categories, or they do that stupid thing where they make a group photo into their pic so you can’t tell who the insecure one is.
On a different note, is there anything instantly less appealing than seeing a girl with a six-pack?
Yes. Yes, there is.
Well… it might not be on top of the list of unsexy things imo but it sure isn’t a turn on.
Females cannot have a six pack. They only have four abdominal muscles and can therefore only have a four pack, for the record.
ewww girls who exercise
I’m not talking about girls who work out in general. A six-pack has no function on a man other than being aesthetically pleasing to the opposite (or same) sex. Why in Adam’s rib would a woman work towards a belly that can only remind me of Bruce Lee?
It’s like she wants strong abdominal muscles and isn’t thinking at all about your personal viewing pleasure or something! SHOCK HORROR.
Seriously, whoever made this meme either is a girl doing it intentionally, or an idiot unwittingly and perfectly setting up man haters. minus 1000 interwebz from the OP.
No. No they really don’t.
Wait, there’s a difference? Oh goodness! Everything I know means nothing!! All because of some douchebaggy male who found the joke offensive! I guess douchebaggy male is kind of redundant though, isn’t it? And If you don’t believe me, look at oofmar and Hakan’s comments.
Does it really change that the original poster was trying to mock guys, only it’s some sort of girl?
No it does not.
Logic fail, stop proving the point, Einstein, you and Oofnar.
Please don’t group all of us together with goldchain-wearing, narcistic, moronic douchebags and loosers who would’nt get to be with a woman if they were the last male on the planet.
wouldn’t*
Turnabout is fair play
It’s only fair play if every male stereotyped every woman. How about no one stereotype anyone rather than saying, “If you do it, I’ll do it right back.” It’s childish and a vicious cycle.
I don’t see the original OP as being offended… it really doesn’t reek of ‘I’m offended’. Its actually pretty funny because non-douchey guys really don’t do stuff like that. I never have. My friends never have. Er, I can’t really think of anyone I know personally that has ever done those poses except for… are you ready for this? Well known douchebags.
And then the rest of your comment… you’re assuming, then mad over what you assumed, and then offended by the thought that someone else is offended?
I feel sorry for you… apparently you are surrounded by douchebags, which probably includes all blood relatives.
I spy a hateful lesbian! Back to your bridge, troll!
Take two people’s comments, and extrapolate for virtually half the planet. FAIL!
Everyone extrapolates from a small sample size and assumes it applies to the entire group.
Or at least I do.
Look at their names. That says it all, they’re woman haters descended from woman haters.
WTF DAFUQ??? RACIST comment is RACIST….l
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I’m sorry if i offended you, that was not my intention… I spoke more about girls general, not you specific.
Protip, Hakan: talking about girls in general means you are talking about all girls. If you don’t intend to offend any specific girl, don’t make negative comments about the entire gender.
Than I spoke of girls general EXCEPT her !!!
^This +2
Again: I’m really sorry, I did not want to hurt somebody, especially not a girl, but normally you don’t meet girls on the internet, so it’s more rude around here…
I believe you do mean well. I really do. So take this and keep it in mind for the future: there are plenty of women on the internet, and if you post unkind things about women in general, you can’t expect them all to assume “oh, he didn’t mean me.”
Also, major kudos for being willing to apologize instead of mocking people for being upset. The internet could use more of that.
*offers virtual handshake?*
Thankz for the advice !! Really !! I will keep it in mind !!
*handshake!
Wanting to see a girl naked makes you a douche bag? Then I guess the only “gentlemen” left are gay guys. Besides, the off chance of her actually being dumb enough to fall for that would have been far better than the actually seeing her topless part. Sorry ladies. It’s raining cold hard facts up in this biatch, so bring umbrellas……
Wanting to see a girl naked does not make you a douchebag.
Thinking of (and talking about) girls primarily in terms of wanting to see them naked, however, absolutely does.
Seriously? Not all males are like that, not even the bulk of males are like that. Because you’ve had a bad string of male interactions doesn’t mean every male around is a douchebag.
Guys clearly don’t know the difference between a girl and a b*tch, because with the girl version of this every guy was saying “yeah, so true. All girls do these” :/ Double standard, much?
Play duck hunt on facebook. Count the number of times you didn’t shoot. Report the results below.
Out of my female friends, I count 10 people who I ‘shot’, 167 girls I didn’t. I even found 4 guys who I ‘shot’. Duck hunt does not always apply. And I’m 17, with similarly-aged Facebook friends who give a wide range of people from lots of backgrounds. So yeah, double standards much.
Welcome to the internet. You must be new here.
What’s your point?
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First off, you don’t personally know 167 people who are actual friends. Secondly, the fact you found any is more telling of the situation rather than attempting to draw parrallels. Third, i made no such implication as to segregate by gender at all.
Apply a little logic and catagorize all with the same line of thought before you insinuate any bigotry thanks. It is equally stupid in either instance and that is before getting into nuances such as sorting out the “escorts” from “regular” people. (HINT waaaaaaaay more female escorts out there and they have far more provacative shots posted).
How did you go through 167 girls pictures -all of them- in less than an hour. I, myself have over 200 photos on my page and most of the women on my page have upward of 500-1k a piece.
Also, what “male” do you have on your page that is doing a duckface. Not even my very effeminate guy friends do a duckface unless they are being ironic.
Exactly. When the “stupid poses girls do” appears, apparently all girls fit into the category. Whereas when this appears, not all guys do. Memebase is starting to be lame.
Well… that’s because there isn’t a difference.
If you go back to the original post, one argued point included the duck face…………which is shared by b%*ches, sluts and regular women all equally. Whereas, the types she tries to stereotype here is really reserved for the douchebag guys. I wouldn’t post any of those pictures………….don’t get me started on a shirtless chest poses, I might get arrested on charges of indecent exposure.
Sorry, wrong person I replied to, this was directed @natalie
I have hundreds of friends, and I only found 2 girls who had duck face pictures. I have 0 pictures on my facebook of me with a duck face, or any of the other retarded pictures on here. Idk what kind of girl friends you have, but it is not shared by b*tches, sluts, and regular women, just idiots.
Actually, no, there is. Any female that says there isn’t a difference, look at this analogy:
If you lived in a rainbow with a village of Leprechauns, at some point, you will begin to believe that all men are red headed little people who wear funny hats and have bad accents.
Think about it.
This is fantastic.
Because they never talk with other guys.
… says the douchebag.
(How can I tell? Guys who aren’t douchebags don’t generalize like that.)
Haha.
Wait a minute…that does NOT look like a kitchen behind her…
Seriously? This is getting rather boring.
…I actually laughed at oofnar’s comment. And I’m a straight female. I think the reason I laugh is because everybody’s all about “equality” and don’t make it as equal as they say they want. Personally, I’ll take some man-ass being shown on movies and shows where they HAVE to show chick boobs. Maybe some quick ballsack shots for us ladies when we have to see full frontal female. For this particular demoticational poster, SOME of us females know there is a difference. I’m not one of those females that keeps going for the same douchebag “bad boy” kind of guys thinking that the next one will be different. I was fortunate enough to watch other people make that mistake and learn from their mistakes. I has me a nerdy/outdoorsy/goofy/sweet/badass/cuddly man-beast. It’s called have standards people, male or female.
What is it with people taking self pictures in the bathroom? You know you can take pictures anywhere, right?
But… what if my mommy sees me?
Mirrors.
You know what we did in the 90′s before this craze? We turned the camera around and hoped for the best.
Also, you can find a mirror in the hall. Or use a window. Or have someone take a picture of you.
I just want the people to use the bathroom as it was intended!
(Some) Guys clearly don’t know the difference between a girl and a…
I could think of about five different ways to complete that sentence, but instead I’ll say this: Guys are allowed to make fun of [some] girls [that do stupid/slutty/etc things] but girls aren’t allowed to make fun of guys by making the same generalized statements? I mean, I keep seeing pictures of duck-faces (the majority of which are pics of girls) and “friend-zoning” (because obviously it’s impossible for a girl to have a crush on a guy and NOT have him reciprocate or for two people of opposite gender and/or sex to have purely platonic relationships) and SO MANY women-belong-in-the-kitchen-making-sandwiches-for-men jokes (which I can laugh at, but it’s more than just a wee bit overused by now)…
And I know that people aren’t all the same, but it still irks me when a guy throws a hissy fit at being treated in very much the same way women are treated. (And don’t you dare tell me that sexism doesn’t exist anymore unless you live under a rock and have no contact whatsoever with the media or society, in which case, how on earth did you manage to get on the internet?)
/rant
Over 9000 internets for this.
The reactions to this post clearly show that memebase has become overpopulated by 16-year-old boys who get their panties into a twist every time their oh-so-manly domain is threatened by some jokes.
STFU.
You’re a moron if you think that it’s more permissible to criticize women than men. Try reading the OTHER 99% of the posts on this site, TYVM.
Then go die. You’re using up air that could have gone to constructive purposes.
WTF is your problem? It doesn’t seem to me like x. is trying to criticize women… Quite the opposite, actually, and I know /I’m/ not criticizing women. (Or that’s not my point, anyway.)
Ignore Ryan Waxx. He’s the Official Douchebag of Memebase.
All of his posts – that I’ve seen, anyway – are inflammatory, insulting, and juvenile.
You and the GP need to STFU and get back in the kitchen.
And now, your honor, may I present my first piece of evidence…
I know, right? It’s like the fish are leaping up out of the barrel and shooting themselves.
Bwa ha ha. Or jumping directly into the ceiling fan above?
Well, in his defense, he did warn us that he is a DB, what with the name ‘EvilDave.’
I think 16 is a little generous, I was going to guess 12.
^This.
You win the internets. Mind you, who would want it?
^this x 9000
like what the other person posted, you all of won the internets
And guys CLEARLY don’t see the difference between normal girls and, excuse my French, attention whores.
Oh good idea, let’s keep supporting the madonna-whore fallacy, that’ll solve everything.
Precicely what other purpose does facebook serve to fill other than to fill the ego of (gender neutral) attention whores?
Yes, just Yes.
I’m surprised that no one said anything about it when it was a guy doing the dumb poses girls do. It would probably be along the lines of “Guys don’t know the difference between a woman and an attention whore who follows trends that she thinks is cool but in reality make here look like an idiot.”
Also, I just noticed it said “Stupid posses guys do” I’m pretty sure a douchbag is still a guy and since that is true it would count as stupid posses guys do.
Agreed.
A retard is a retard is a retard. Do you really need folks to point out the obvious every single time on a joke site and potentially ruin the joke?
Some jokes deserve to be ruined.
Hats off to you.
“Guys don’t know the difference between a woman and an attention whore who follows trends that she thinks is cool but in reality make here look like an idiot.”
inb4 “lol what’s da diff?”
-points to the second post above yours-
Boys clearly don’t know the difference between a regular girl and an annoying slut.
Wow. What are you basing “slut” on?
Perhaps the reason that guys can’t see the difference, in your eyes, is because you are a sl*t yourself but are blind to it.
guys clearly don’t know the difference between a girl and a bimbo.
Oh for GOD’S SAKE, people.
Yes, by all means, let’s continue to perpetuate the idea that all females fall into the two categories of Respectable Ladies and Slutty Whore B*tches, and that anybody who falls into the latter category is fair game. Oh, and that you can spot the latter by easily discernable visual signals. That can’t possibly go wrong in any way.
Oh, you’ve got it all wrong.
We don’t believe a “respectable ladies” category exists. The other one you specified works fine though.
…
I could almost believe you showed up to prove my point on purpose. So considerate!
Yes, it was obviously your “easily discernable visual signals” – like being a mouth-breathing fool – that gave you away.
Did you just call yourself a mouth-breathing fool? I think you actually did. Wow, bet you didn’t mean to do that. Sorry Ryan Waxx, but that’s pretty funny.
Ryan, on behalf of all the guys here who aren’t complete jack*sses… just shut up now, and leave it alone. Seriously. You make yourself look bad, you make the rest of us look bad, and all you do is act like an attention-seeking juvenile.
In other words: learn to act like a person, or stfu.
I think the guys doing things girls do are way funnier. A lot of girls are really dumb, and as a woman, I can say that.
Then you do your gender no favors and should have a sex change. Seriously.
and with that statement, you prove the point.
A lot of everyone is really dumb. Stupid people reproduce more. Now please go away and stop justifying sexism.
Being a woman does not mean you can speak for the entire gender. Same as being a man does not mean he can speak for the entire gender.
Being woman does not mean that you can insult other women or make generalised comments. It does not legitimise your socially entrenched sexism.
It’s worse that, scientifically speaking, she’s demonstrably wrong. Women tend to be better at academics than men, in general.
Also, with a name like “murdoc” and the general typing style, I’m going to hazard a guess that murdoc is actually a guy who’s full of it.
The difference between a guy and a douchebag: There is none….
I think its funny that the first picture was guys making fun of girls pics. You don’t want us to confuse the guys and the douchebags? Don’t confuse the ladies and the hoebags
I was going to make a comment, but then i got the joke.
So instead…
I used to mock stupid poses guys make like you, but then i took a chair to the face.
It sounds like Ryan Waxx’s blow-up doll popped herself again.
what about the shirtless pic? I wouldn’t mind her doing that one…
There’s a difference?
Haha I’m so glad girls are finally taking the piss out of us for a change
Things are funnier when you know they should offend you but you don’t be a tard about it ^^
Generalization for one gender can also work for the other.
it´s easy, they don´t know the difference because ONLY DATE DUCHUEBAGS
lol whats the difference.
There is no difference.
Well, I guess most guys don’t know the difference between girls and dumb b****es who do duckfaces.
Whenever anyone posts something saying “hey look girls do duckfaces and are stupid” all the comments are like “lol that’s so true I hate it when girls do that!” but when a girl posts something making fun of guys, all the comments are defensive and say things like “not all guys do this! this isn’t funny at all!” or generic “you’re ugly, get back in the kitchen hurrr durr” comments.
COME ON.
This made me laugh before I had to go to work, cheers for making my morning OP!
Oh and to all the guys being offended because they’re not the type that does this, It wasn’t specifically aimed at you, just like the picture of guys imitating the duck face and calling it “faces girls do” isn’t aimed at every single girl in the world – if you don’t think it’s funny, move on to the next post and find one you can laugh at