WELL THERE’S YOUR PROBLEM
it appears your headlight fluid is low
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WELL THERE’S YOUR PROBLEM
it appears your headlight fluid is low
I can’t tell if he’s an idiot or if it’s an RvB reference
You can’t pick up chicks in a tank.
Can I hear a Res VS Blue reference?
No, you can’t. You hear a Rooster Teeth Drunk Tank Podcast reference. A RvB reference would be something like dibs on the flying puma
Actually still a RvB reference go back and watch season 1
Headlight fluid? Damn it Gavin…
Thank god you were first! I couldn’t bare to see that great joke missed!
He wasn’t first. Good try though.
YMMD xD
Headlight effin Fluid! xD
Headlight Fluid? You don’t say, I thought it was the battery filter.
This person clearly knows nothing about cars…. Headlight fluid? what?
It is a military joke, that is played on newbies. Have them go to supply and ask for Headlight fluid, Track Tension, or any other nonsense thing you can think of.
My personal favorite from the Navy: there was a guy on my first ship that was told to go topside and count CGU-11s. For you non-1337speakers out there, those are seagulls.
Do they mark the count on form ID10T?
They might have, I’m not sure.
My last boss was ex Navy. He said he was told to get x feet of fallopian tubing. lmao
Like 600 feet of flight line and 2 gallons of jet wash…
Actually, as a mechanic I can say we use this joke often.
Notice, it is a police car.
Are we sure it wasn’t the wiper juice?
Next on mythbusters… whats more destructive, dropping 1 metric tonne of explosive, or a metric tonne of motor vehicle.
Guile Theme would definitely work here.
Wouldn’t have pegged that. My first thought was that it was that it was time to change the elbow grease…
Wow, an oldie but a goodie:
“A security forces Chevy Lumina somehow went out of control at Eglin AFB, Florida, recently (On or about 11/15/99), and collided with a parked F-15 from the 58th Fighter Squadron. ”
Really messed up the F-15, too:
“1. DAMAGE DESCRIPTION: AIRCRAFT WAS PARKED STRUCK FROM THE REAR BY A MOVING SECURITY FORCES VEHICLE THE SPEED AT WHICH THE CAR STRUCK THE AIRCRAFT IS NOT KNOWN AT THIS TIME. INITIAL DAMAGE ASSESSMENT TO THE AIRCRAFT IS AS FOLLOWS: PANELS 122 L&R HAVE BOTH SUSTAINED DAMAGE LEFT MLG (Main Landing Gear) INBOARD DOOR DETACHED FROM THE AIRCRAFT LEFT MAIN LANDING GEAR SUSTAINED DAMAGE (RT MLG IS SUSPECT) CENTER LINE PYLON DAMAGED BY ROOF OF THE VEHICLE. ALSO SUSPECTED DAMAGE TO THE CLP ATTACH POINTS”
Considering they’re a $30M plane, I’m sure it cost quite a bit to fix it.
Possibly. Then again, they may have just swapped out the needed pieces from an older model Eagle out in the Boneyard.
lol Gavin quote
That is the best demotivational reference ever. Of all time.
I was going to make a clever Rooster Teeth comment, but all the good ones have been used. My work here is done.
best reference ever
I smell a BF3 achievement in the makings…
If it’s a RvB/Rooster Teeth reference, +5 awesome points.