If you think that’s an actual woman you need to see an eye doctor or leave your mom’s basement and go outside for at least an hour. Someplace with people. You can try to find a gay man out there too if you want, but go outside!
Actually, *I* have the best girlfriend ever. She is attractive, uses the term “derp,” loves classic movies, and makes rage comics. But she hates star wars, that’s the only thing.
I think the “best girlfriend” would actually be making use of the sexy outfit instead of…cleaning? I dunno, does the ability to feather-dust the bottom of a cabinet make for a good relationship nowadays?
That was an ex of mine, except she was y’know, a real person, was making potroast, wearing a French maid outfit and ::cough:: skipped the underpants. Too bad she thought the money to pay credit card bills was supposed to just magically appear from thin air or something. Ah well, can’t have everything.
that sandwich looks delicious.
If you noticed the sandwich I have some bad news for you…
he’s is hungry, yeah it’s bad news
i think its a real doll, and at least he didnt spell it evar.
If you think that’s an actual woman you need to see an eye doctor or leave your mom’s basement and go outside for at least an hour. Someplace with people. You can try to find a gay man out there too if you want, but go outside!
I live in my own flat for 12 years now !!!
^forever alone
8 years together with a girlfriend !!!
0WNED!!!
the guy looks like a crreeep
Agreed.
If it works it works!
If she was “the best”, why is she under the sink instead of under his belt?
True that!
Because she’s already directed her sister there. Clearly you don’t grasp the concept of “best girlfriend ever”
And after the sink is fixed there sister lez-out threesome. Yeahhhh!!!!
not gay if three-way >:D
Actually, *I* have the best girlfriend ever. She is attractive, uses the term “derp,” loves classic movies, and makes rage comics. But she hates star wars, that’s the only thing.
Nowadays, most people hate Star Wars. Damn Lucas. What have you done?!
Watch out, We’re dealing with a badass over here.
How old is that guy wtf XD
I don’t think the ‘girlfriend’ is a real human… looks like a doll.
Is it because she’s a sex doll?
I think the “best girlfriend” would actually be making use of the sexy outfit instead of…cleaning? I dunno, does the ability to feather-dust the bottom of a cabinet make for a good relationship nowadays?
Why can I not get away from the idea that this is the w*tdream of a Forever Alone guy?
“Wet” is a bad word?
Exactly what I was thinking.
srsly how did he get her?
money :/
Suave charm, personality, and a really fat wallet.
Nope, just the wallet.
by buying her on a weird weird website… ever heard of realdolls?
Um… he bought her online? “She” is a plastic doll.
old bastard
Noticed the “old guys” on his shirt?
If that’s all you want out of a girlfriend you should just hire a h00ker to make you sandwiches. It’d probably be cheaper in the long run.
What, doesn’t all girlfriends tidy up and clean the kitchen in their underwear?
Why “Best”?
She missed a bit
the best would be naked
“Best” Girlfriend? Please, she’s still wearing underwear.
Forget the chick, best SANDWICH ever.
lookitallthatmeat.
its not perfect until i see the boobs
That was an ex of mine, except she was y’know, a real person, was making potroast, wearing a French maid outfit and ::cough:: skipped the underpants. Too bad she thought the money to pay credit card bills was supposed to just magically appear from thin air or something. Ah well, can’t have everything.
^ everyone on the internet is lying, especially this guy… never brag on the internet… ever.