Actually this is the result of the near-light speed collision between the respective fists of Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris. It was reported that 12 crew members for Way of the Dragon died from fatal doses of Cherenkov radiation (which also rendered the filmed scene unusable) and the directors wife became instantly pregnant. I always wondered when the child would turn up…
Okay, his hair is redder than mine. But I am a dark red headed hair asian. My grandmother had dark red hair as well. Everyone else in my family has jet black hair.
You have non-Asian blood in you, then. My guy’s half Vietnamese and he has dark red hair, too. Auburn hair in Asians is a telltale sign of mixed blood. It’s kinda neat, actually.
This is impossible. To even be a ginger both parents have to have the recessive ginger gene, and to get an asian you at least gotta have one asian parent. No way an asian had a recessive ginger gene, let alone mated with some white ho with one too.
That… makes no sense. I think you’re confusing things like dominant/recessive traits (like eye colour) with it.
I am half English and half German. My husband is half German and half French. That means our kids each are 1/4 English and 1/4 German from me, and 1/4 French and 1/4 German from him.
So, since 1/4 + 1/4 = 1/2, each of my kids is 1/4 English, 1/4 French, and 1/2 German.
So if you have two people who are each half Asian and half something else, their kids will also be half Asian. Always.
Actually not so impossible, rare I’d assume, but not impossible. There are several communities throughout Asia which have some fairly old connections to northern European geneology just as there are some communities which share some middle eastern heritage. Asia is a huge place with fantastic diversity. To assume that every single Asian person is cut from a genetic cookie cutter is flawed to say the least.
‘Asia is a huge place with fantastic diversity’ – Indeed it is. Which is why I’ve always thought it demeaning that some people (not mentioning the names of any particular countries that might happen to be located a little further west than others) insist on calling Japanese/Chinese/Korean/similar looking people ‘Asian’. Asia includes the Indian subcontinent (a rather big place), the Middle East and, depending on your political sway, most or all of Russia (the world’s largest country).
The Orient (the area where people look like the guy in this picture, minus the gingerness) is probably big enough and diverse enough to be regarded as it’s own continent. After all it’s bigger than Europe, and North America (minus a few of the larger packs of ice in the north of Canada)
By these points it’s not actually offensive to call “Japanese/Chinese/Korean/similar looking people” Asian. It’s more offensive to NOT call people from India, Russia, etc. Asian.
I’d say call them all Orientals but somehow in our infinite knowledge the general public believes that’s offensive.
Fun fact: Technically, all gingers are endangered, as people who have the traits tend to marry people who don’t. In fact, National Geographic estimates that there won’t be anymore red heads in the next thousand years.
Scientists also think that we got the gene for red hair from the Neanderthals, so I wouldn’t worry about it too much. Looks like it’s been around for a looooong time.
Wait… HOW?
Also, yeah. First.
Photoshop. I can tell by the pixels
Actually there are red haired Japanese on the northern most island. They are very very rare.
Theirs is more of a reddish-brown, like Wander from SotC. And they still don’t have freckles.
japanese mother, irish father. genetics.
precisely why we have so many blondes with strong african decent
Actually this is the result of the near-light speed collision between the respective fists of Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris. It was reported that 12 crew members for Way of the Dragon died from fatal doses of Cherenkov radiation (which also rendered the filmed scene unusable) and the directors wife became instantly pregnant. I always wondered when the child would turn up…
Incredible dude!
That’s the island I vacation on. When hunting the most dangerous prey.
Yupz probably from the Ainu people in northern japan.
shopped
Demons from the pits of hell are not a “species”
something something candy commerical. Skittles? Starburst?
Soulless AND flawless.
Run while you still can.
McWang
^THIS !!!
I LOLED so hard !!
PLEAS E RECAPTION !!!
+…..
+Profit
Okay, his hair is redder than mine. But I am a dark red headed hair asian. My grandmother had dark red hair as well. Everyone else in my family has jet black hair.
You have non-Asian blood in you, then. My guy’s half Vietnamese and he has dark red hair, too. Auburn hair in Asians is a telltale sign of mixed blood. It’s kinda neat, actually.
thats Himura Kenshin Great great great grandson :O
battosai the man slayer had no freckles…
no sowr!
I think there’s a group of redheads in China, in addition to the ones in Japan. It’s nothing new, but it certainly is rare!
This is impossible.
To even be a ginger both parents have to have the recessive ginger gene, and to get an asian you at least gotta have one asian parent. No way an asian had a recessive ginger gene, let alone mated with some white ho with one too.
What? Do you not know anything about genetics? Or common sense? 2 people that are half asian will have a child that is also half asian.
It’s sad when people try to sound smart on the internet, but when they are really actually just stupid.
Two half Asian can have a chance to have a full Asian kid, or a non Asian kid, but the mix will be more commonly half Asian… what were you saying?
That… makes no sense. I think you’re confusing things like dominant/recessive traits (like eye colour) with it.
I am half English and half German. My husband is half German and half French. That means our kids each are 1/4 English and 1/4 German from me, and 1/4 French and 1/4 German from him.
So, since 1/4 + 1/4 = 1/2, each of my kids is 1/4 English, 1/4 French, and 1/2 German.
So if you have two people who are each half Asian and half something else, their kids will also be half Asian. Always.
you mistake ancestry for genetics.
The recenctly discovered “Asian” gene.
Chuck norris finally going asian on us. Rofl
2 times no soul? WOW
Anything carried to it’s extreme becomes it’s opposite. I think this is the reincarnation of James Brown.
This guy is so unique he needs his own ethnicity:
Gaysian
ROFL
Ahhhh! It burns!!! No wait …. he burns … LOL
This reminds me of a few starburst commercials.
But….that’s IMPOSSIBRU!
^this
Actually not so impossible, rare I’d assume, but not impossible. There are several communities throughout Asia which have some fairly old connections to northern European geneology just as there are some communities which share some middle eastern heritage. Asia is a huge place with fantastic diversity. To assume that every single Asian person is cut from a genetic cookie cutter is flawed to say the least.
‘Asia is a huge place with fantastic diversity’ – Indeed it is. Which is why I’ve always thought it demeaning that some people (not mentioning the names of any particular countries that might happen to be located a little further west than others) insist on calling Japanese/Chinese/Korean/similar looking people ‘Asian’. Asia includes the Indian subcontinent (a rather big place), the Middle East and, depending on your political sway, most or all of Russia (the world’s largest country).
The Orient (the area where people look like the guy in this picture, minus the gingerness) is probably big enough and diverse enough to be regarded as it’s own continent. After all it’s bigger than Europe, and North America (minus a few of the larger packs of ice in the north of Canada)
Isn’t your point flawed by your own logic?
By these points it’s not actually offensive to call “Japanese/Chinese/Korean/similar looking people” Asian. It’s more offensive to NOT call people from India, Russia, etc. Asian.
I’d say call them all Orientals but somehow in our infinite knowledge the general public believes that’s offensive.
And while we’re on the topic of genetics, there’s every chance this poor guy has Down’s Syndrome. I’m amazed no-one else has made the same comment.
I actually came here wondering if anyone else had thought of that. He could be 100% Irish or what.
You guys diden’t notice he is the secret son of Cuck Norris and Bruce lee, you see his eyes so you will die…soon.
Fun fact: Technically, all gingers are endangered, as people who have the traits tend to marry people who don’t. In fact, National Geographic estimates that there won’t be anymore red heads in the next thousand years.
Way to paraphrase that research completely wrong.
Scientists also think that we got the gene for red hair from the Neanderthals, so I wouldn’t worry about it too much. Looks like it’s been around for a looooong time.
Ok he has no soul and still does everything better than you.
Only if math or science is involved.
The love child of Ron Weasley and Cho Chang.
HOW CAN SO MANY PEOPLE BE SO WRONG ABOUT SO MUCH? NONE OF YOU HAVE DEGREES IN ANTHROPOLOGY OR GENETICS. STOP TRYING…
HERES THE SOURCE. ITS FROM A GROUP OF PHONE ADS. BOOOOM!! All your explanations are so silly now!
http://www.laygeng.com/?p=805
Hah ha, looks like you’re right!
Neat ads.
where do these fabled creatures dwell?
all kinds of Asian people have freckles. I do. and natural reddish tints in my hair. idiots.
To quote the simpsons…
“Doctor, what do you reccomend?”
“FIRE!! And lots of it.”
recommend, even.
The dreaded asianger…
this is one of the signs of the apocalypse, right????
Someone’s argument is most definitely invalid
The ginger asian with blue eyes!
Chuck Norris and Jakie Chan got fused together into this guy.
I swear to god if I ever met a redhead asian girl my heart would explode.
It’s Ichigo Kurosaki IRL
Photoshopped or not, that is terrifying!
Even more rare, and Asian with a beard.
Apparently Ichigo and Orihime are not alone…
And in that foul Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Twelve, Bruce Norris emerged as the Antichrist…
Just sent this to my red headed Filipino/Italian friend. Perfect!
omg my cousin!
kim-chi mcdouffy!