
YOU ONLY HAVE TO RUN FASTER
than the first guy to get anally probed
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YOU ONLY HAVE TO RUN FASTER
than the first guy to get anally probed

SUDDENLY
all the local stories about UFOs crop circles, cattle mutilation and anal probing took on an air of plausability.

MEANWHILE
on the martian history channel
Submitted by: Jordan B

REGRETS
Have I really banged enough alien chicks

QR CODES
aliens invented them
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