
CAPTAIN MORGAN
sure he looks happy on the bottle, but he is one mean drunk when he wakes up
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CAPTAIN MORGAN
sure he looks happy on the bottle, but he is one mean drunk when he wakes up

SIR
no touching of the drunkard, please.

GETTING DRUNK
only makes you think you’re prettier

BALANCE
needed for all those important things in life

CHANGED WATER TO WINE
woke up three days later in some cave

I AM SOOOO DRUNK
wait is this even my house?
Submitted by: Unknown

MARIJUANA
more time in the slammer than killing a man on his birthday
Submitted by: Memo

ALCOHOLIC OR DRUNK
know your role
Submitted by: Unknown