
SUNSCREEN?
it never even crossed my mind
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FAIL? SERIOUSLY?
miller, budweiser, coors, bush, o’douls and milwaukee’s best.
I only see flavored water too.

YOU’RE RIGHT..
because there is no beer in this fridge
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PERHAPS
I’ll have the pancakes.
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CHILD ABUSE
apparently doesn’t apply if daddy’s hungry?

CLEAVER
She just hacks her wrinkles off with a meat cleaver.